Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Dr. Kevorkian, I'm Ready for my Close-Up


1. "Th-th-th-th-that's all folks."

2. "You know, they say the eyes are windows to the.. .OMG, Run! It's a Hellmouth! Save yourselves."

3. Asked if she would undergo “neurocognitive tests,” Clinton tells reporter: "Unnecessary. My brain is 100% mayonnaise toaster buttocks."

4. Suddenly her fashion choices become... explicable.

5. "Madame Secretary, Just how intense was the orgasm Huma gave you last night?"

Best of jimmy
"Hey, LAAAAAYYYYYY-DEEEEEEEE!"

Best of Dr. Doom
Where will you be when your 5KW diesel powered vibrator kicks in?

Best of Submariner
The only sure tell for the exact moment the snuke goes off in the snizz.

Best of jimmy
All that's missing is a ring of cartoon songbirds circling her head.

Best of Jay Guevara
"That's amazing. You think I look a goofy chipmunk too? Everybody says that."

Best of Best of
Oh... is that a piece of Ritz cracker on his upper lip? I love Ritz crackers... If I lick it off will he notice?

 

14 comments:

jimmy said...

"Hey, LAAAAAYYYYYY-DEEEEEEEE!"

Dr. Doom said...

Where will you be when your 5KW diesel powered vibrator kicks in?

Dr. Doom said...

Hillary demonstrates her 'Podium Face' in anticipation of her win in November. There has been no word yet on which MSDNC 'talking head' will draw podium duty yet...

I am a robot. said...

Of course they are progressive lenses, what else would they be?

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Hillary's eyes cross as visions of six figure speaking fees, currying favor on an international scale, selling out Amerikkka to the highest bidder, and unlimited interns dance in her head. And that....

...was the exact moment the Clinton Foundation was born...

Submariner said...

The only sure tell for the exact moment the snuke goes off in the snizz.

Submariner said...

Don't go getting all excited, Hil; I was just lifting your wallet. DNC habits are hard to break...

jimmy said...

All that's missing is a ring of cartoon songbirds circling her head.

Jay Guevara said...

"That's amazing. You think I look a goofy chipmunk too? Everybody says that."

Anonymous said...

After working against the Cross her entire life, Hillary finds herself with her own cross to bear.

Submariner said...

"My impression of an iguana slays 'em every time!"

Anonymous said...

Oh... is that a piece of Ritz cracker on his upper lip? I love Ritz crackers... If I lick it off will he notice?