Friday, September 02, 2016

Felonious Dyke



1. Every day at 2:30, Hillary suspends her campaign to catch the Early Bird Dinner Special at Golden Corral.

2. Long Sleeves in August? Gotta hide those needle tracks somehow.

3. ORA:  To allay rumors about her ill health, Hillary beat up Pat Buttram and took his hat.

4. HHGTTG ORA:  "If I can convince enough people they're voting for the worst dressed sentient being in the galaxy, I can still win this thing."

5. Refuses to pay for the lemonade. Instead gets free water and lemon and adds 3 packets of sweet n low. Puts rest of packets in her huge purse

Best of chronos Z wonderpig
Doesn't care if her shuttle bus driver is Hung...........

Best of Submariner
Actually, she IS the shuttle bus driver...

Best of jimmy
The "Nantucket Burka" style flatters her, though I'd recommend the facial covering to complete the look.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Hillary relaxes after a hard day of pickle jar opening.

Best of Dr. Doom
In an alternate (more appropriate) universe, Hillary lives out her days as the Crazy Cat Lady in a low income suburb of The Villages in Florida...

Best of Best of
It is 90° outside, a bit chilly, better wear a long sleeve or you'll catch pneumonia.


10 comments:

chronos Z wonderpig said...

Doesn't care if her shuttle bus driver is Hung...........

Submariner said...

Actually, she IS the shuttle bus driver...

Kaptain Krude said...

Funny, Subby, her fingers don't look long enough to be a Hung shuttle driver.

jimmy said...

The "Nantucket Burka" style flatters her, though I'd recommend the facial covering to complete the look.

Kaptain Krude said...

Hillary relaxes after a hard day of pickle jar opening.

Dr. Doom said...

In an alternate (more appropriate) universe, Hillary lives out her days as the Crazy Cat Lady in a low income suburb of The Villages in Florida...

Dr. Doom said...

"Uh oh, the New York Times is doing a man on the street interview and I'm dressed like one of Bill's nightmares," thought Mrs. Clinton, "if only I hadn't left my Mao jacket at Raul Castro's place after the Restoring Relations Party..."

Dr. Doom said...

In this shot, Mrs. Clinton is modelling couture from the Richard Simmons Wet Dream Collection...

Steve O said...

Captain Corruption in her sunglasses disguise.

She has mind-control powers, but it only works on the weak-minded, like liberals and journalists. But her anti-prosecution shield, however, is very powerful.

She has other powers too, like cattle futures prediction, and can make money just by appearing and speaking. A couple of her weaknesses: when she lies, her ankles grow a tiny, tiny, tiny bit. And she is blind to what is truly evil, and because her mind control works on the weak-minded, she winds up believing anything she herself says.

Anonymous said...

It is 90° outside, a bit chilly, better wear a long sleeve or you'll catch pneumonia.