1. Every day at 2:30, Hillary suspends her campaign to catch the Early Bird Dinner Special at Golden Corral.
2. Long Sleeves in August? Gotta hide those needle tracks somehow.
3. ORA: To allay rumors about her ill health, Hillary beat up Pat Buttram and took his hat.
4. HHGTTG ORA: "If I can convince enough people they're voting for the worst dressed sentient being in the galaxy, I can still win this thing."
5. Refuses to pay for the lemonade. Instead gets free water and lemon and adds 3 packets of sweet n low. Puts rest of packets in her huge purse
Best of chronos Z wonderpig
Doesn't care if her shuttle bus driver is Hung...........
Best of Submariner
Actually, she IS the shuttle bus driver...
Best of jimmy
The "Nantucket Burka" style flatters her, though I'd recommend the facial covering to complete the look.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Hillary relaxes after a hard day of pickle jar opening.
Best of Dr. Doom
In an alternate (more appropriate) universe, Hillary lives out her days as the Crazy Cat Lady in a low income suburb of The Villages in Florida...
Best of Best of
It is 90° outside, a bit chilly, better wear a long sleeve or you'll catch pneumonia.