Friday, September 23, 2016
If I Had a Hammer
1. Chuck Schumer was confused: "Which end of this assault rifle do the bullets come out?"
2. Watching McConnell bang himself in the face with the claw end was funny for the first ten minutes, but after that, Paul Ryan just felt sorry for him.
3. "You guys are pathetic. Look how fast Hillary's hammering. Of course she keeps missing the nail and her aides are standing between her and the cameras and now one of them's got a hypodermic needle out, but God bless her, look at her go."
4. Republicans try to construct an artificial backbone.
5. "He was just a poor defensless little mouse. Why'd you have to do that to him, Senator Schumer?"
Threadwinner Jay Guevara
Shouldn't one of them have a sickle?
Best of Tex Lovera
"Nothing like hammerin' screws into a 4x2, right Chuckster?"
Best of Sort-of-Mad Max
"So this is that 'work' thing we keep taxing the livin' whee out of? Seems kinda pointless!"
Best of Dr. Doom
Sign on conference room door: Caution Heavy Erection Under Progress...
Best of jimmy
An increasingly demented Senator Schumer joins the Republicans at the building site for Trump's border wall, causing Paul Ryan to laugh until he wet his pants.
Best of dadoctah
ORA: "Dirty grups! Bonk-bonk on the head! Bonk-Bonk!"
Best of Jay Guevara
Hillary: "You call THAT getting hammered?"
Best of Rodney Dill
Habitat for Inanity
Best of Best of
Ohhh... so that is how the servants open those eggs.... hmmmmm who would have thought?