Wednesday, September 07, 2016

Meeting Like This

Brender


1. A great patriotic leader who loves his country takes a moment to speak to President Obama.

2. "I smell poossy, and is not from beeg giant khet."

3. "Now, why in Lenin's name would I hack the election for Trump when I have all of Hillary's emails and that bitch totally under my thumb?

4. "... and after leveraging European dependence on Russian natural gas to ensure no military response, I annexed Ukraine. So, how is your golf game?"

5. "Those Chinese sure know how to roll out the red carpet for... oh, sorry."

Best of Dr. Doom
"I'm sorry Barry, I am already committed to the Clinton Foundation Fundraising Dinner," replied Mr. Putin, "...and this Man Country place doesn't sound all that interesting to me anyway."

Best of Dr. Doom
Putin: "Have you prepared a speech to dazzle us with your knowledge of economics at the G-20, Barry?"

Obama: "G-20, G-30, whatever, I prefer my new G650, I call it the 'Vacation Express'..."

 

Best of chronos Z wonderpig
"Mr. Putin, can you explain M4M4BEAR to me?"

 

Best of Dactyl
The staring contest came to a sudden end when Merkel flashed her tits.

 

Best of Best of
"Back down, Putin, or I'll have -- er -- Michelle kick yer ass."

 

Best of Rodney Dill
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

 

Best of Dr. Doom
Putin: "So I hear they named a new animal after you - what is it called?"
Obama: "It is called Baracktrema obamai, impressive, no?"
Putin: "But what is it? Some sort of mouse? A small dog perhaps? Maybe something in the chipmunk family?"
Obama (whispering): "No it is a parasitic flatworm."
Putin: "Ah I see, this makes perfect sense..."

 

Best of Steve O
Putin is forced to endure Obama's "angry face" but he still manages to not smile.

 

17 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"Next February? Well we are always interested in picking up a good lackey or two," replied Mr. Putin, "But I'm afraid you are seriously overqualified..."

Dr. Doom said...

"I'm sorry Barry, I am already committed to the Clinton Foundation Fundraising Dinner," replied Mr. Putin, "...and this Man Country place doesn't sound all that interesting to me anyway."

Dr. Doom said...

Putin: "Have you prepared a speech to dazzle us with your knowledge of economics at the G-20, Barry?"
Obama: "G-20, G-30, whatever, I prefer my new G650, I call it the 'Vacation Express'..."

Anonymous said...

"Phuquetards say 'What'.
"Whaa...." (evil look)

chronos Z wonderpig said...

"Mr. Putin, can you explain M4M4BEAR to me?"

Anonymous said...

So the Philippine leader tried to insult you by saying your mother is a whore. I disagree Barack, whores have class.

jimmy said...

"Not now, Vlad," Obama mumbled. "My PMS cramps are killing me."

Dactyl said...

The staring contest came to a sudden end when Merkel flashed her tits.

Jay Guevara said...

"Who you callin' 'boy'?

Anonymous said...

"Back down, Putin, or I'll have -- er -- Michelle kick yer ass."

Dr. Doom said...

"OK you can have Cuba back but that's all," negotiated Mr. Obama, "Right? nothing else, please, pretty please?"

Rodney Dill said...

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

Dr. Doom said...

Putin: "So I hear they named a new animal after you - what is it called?"
Obama: "It is called Baracktrema obamai, impressive, no?"
Putin: "But what is it? Some sort of mouse? A small dog perhaps? Maybe something in the chipmunk family?"
Obama (whispering): "No it is a parasitic flatworm."
Putin: "Ah I see, this makes perfect sense..."

Gloomycon said...

Putin thought bubble: it's so cute when Barry acts all butch and give me the stink eye. Tee-hee.

Steve O said...

Putin is forced to endure Obama's "angry face."

Steve O said...

Putin is forced to endure Obama's "angry face" but he still manages to not smile.

Mr Hankey said...

I'm parked over by the commissary.