Two beavers or one raccoon, having failed both zoology and sex-ex, Timmy chose poorly.
ORA: Star Lord and Rocket enjoy some downtime on the set of the Guardians sequel.
Being the 'Raccoon Whisperer' had its advantages but popularity with the ladies was not one of them...
"What's that Rocky? You are infected with Baracktrema obamai and you feel weak and listless?" soothed Rodney, "Don't worry that will run its course in the next few months just make sure you don't pick up a dose of Clintoni Abominum, that can kill you quickly..."
One racoon in your lap is better than two beavers in the water.