Monday, September 12, 2016

Weekend at Cankles



1. "And tell the driver to stop shouting, 'Bring out your dead!' That stopped being funny after the convention."

2. "CPU froze up again. I told you F--kin' Windows 10 is incompatible with its neural net."

3. "She'll be fine, she needs to feed on an unspoiled life force. Someone round up a little girl who'll nobody will miss. I think I saw one outside Chelsea's apartment."

4. "You'd be catatonic, too if you were constantly haunted by the spirits of every person you had murdered to protect your political career."

5. When we said "Carpe Diem" it meant "Seize the day" not "Seize Today."

Best of jimmy
"Mrs. Clinton, do you realize this is also the fourth anniversary of the Benghazi attack?"
**clunk**
"Yeah, I guess you did."

 

Best of Dr. Doom
FNC Headline: "Hillary Collapses at 911 Memorial - Must be Carried From Scene. Is She Healthy Enough to be President?"

CNN Headline: "Hillary Overcome by Grief at 911 Memorial - Will Make a Thoughtful and Caring President"

MSDNC Headline "Hillary Kidnapped by Racist, Xenophobic Trump Goon Squad While Leading the 911 Memorial"

 

Best of GregMan
"Dammit,, I told you this "Weekend at Bernie's" thing would never work. Plus, she's starting to smell now."

 

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Ahhhh! Snipers! Snipers on the runway! Get this plane ready to take off! Let's go, let's go! Brian! Brian Williams! We can't forget him! Come on, let's get a move on!"

 

Best of Dr. Doom
"No we can all fit, just toss that case of Top Secret ISIS Counterinsurgency Plans in the dumpster over there and we're all good," ordered Mrs. Clinton...

9 comments:

jimmy said...

"Mrs. Clinton, do you realize this is also the fourth anniversary of the Benghazi attack?"

**clunk**

"Yeah, I guess you did."

Dr. Doom said...

FNC Headline: "Hillary Collapses at 911 Memorial - Must be Carried From Scene. Is She Healthy Enough to be President?"

CNN Headline: "Hillary Overcome by Grief at 911 Memorial - Will Make a Thoughtful and Caring President"

MSDNC Headline "Hillary Kidnapped by Racist, Xenophobic Trump Goon Squad While Leading the 911 Memorial"

GregMan said...

"Dammit,, I told you this "Weekend at Bernie's" thing would never work. Plus, she's starting to smell now."

GregMan said...

"She's overheating, and when that happens the positronic brain starts to generate errors."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Ahhhh! Snipers! Snipers on the runway! Get this plane ready to take off! Let's go, let's go! Brian! Brian Williams! We can't forget him! Come on, let's get a move on!"

Rodney Dill said...

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Trump supporters suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced, (cough cough) Sort of makes me wanna laugh maniacally, Bwahahah (cough cough)"

Rodney Dill said...

It's 5 O'clock somewhere.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Another pickle jar? Can't these morons give it a rest? How dare these peons keep asking me to open... What? The microphone's on? Everybody can hear me? At this point, what difference does it make? *cackle*"



/All too easy to believe.

Dr. Doom said...

"No we can all fit, just toss that case of Top Secret ISIS Counterinsurgency Plans in the dumpster over there and we're all good," ordered Mrs. Clinton...