Monday, September 26, 2016

Well this is nauseating



1. "I had always hoped to be in your strong, manly arms at the End of the World."

2. "Don't worry, just stay calm, breathe in and out... I've had to talk Barry down off all kinds of bad trips. I know what I'm doing."

3. Well, inter-racial cuckold fetishsists have hit the jackpot today, I tell you what.

4. "Can't breathe, now. Time to let go. Really... Can't... breathe"

5. Off-to-the-side, Malaria fumed, "Can't we just have just one State dinner when mom isn't dry humping an old white guy?"

Best of Dr. Doom
"Who's a good little party wrecker," cooed Michele, "you are you're a good little party wrecker..."

 

Best of Dr. Doom
"Oh-oh this must be one of those Africanized Americans Mommy told me about," Thought President Bush...

 

Best of jimmy
So now we know what made little Malaria become a pothead. I shudder to think what she did to made her husband go gay like that.

 

Best of Kaptain Krude
Gee, Philo Beddoe looks pretty good for his age. Clyde, on the other hand....

 

Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "New rule: Let the Wookie win!"

 

12 comments:

metalgarth said...

As they say in Texas: "You ain't a man, till you made it with the TAN"

Rodney Dill said...

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

"And then she showed him her enormous toxic chemical bunker, and W's quest was over!"

Dr. Doom said...

"Who's a good little party wrecker," cooed Michele, "you are you're a good little party wrecker..."

Dr. Doom said...

Oh my Dear Lord, what will become of Dawn's head now?

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh-oh this must be one of those Africanized Americans Mommy told me about," Thought President Bush...

dadoctah said...

"Why sure, if it helps get you off, you can call me Condy."

jimmy said...

So now we know what made little Malaria become a pothead. I shudder to think what she did to made her husband go gay like that.

Anonymous said...

Stockholm Syndrome

Kaptain Krude said...

"I will love him and pet him and squeeze him and stroke him and hug him and pat him and rub him and caress him..."


(I can't believe no one has done this one yet.)

Kaptain Krude said...

Gee, Philo Beddoe looks pretty good for his age. Clyde, on the other hand....

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "New rule: Let the Wookie win!"