Wednesday, September 07, 2016

What the Helling Hell Is She Spitting Out?


1. "Excuse me while I barf out some pure concentrated evil... ah, that's (hack) better."

2. "This precious larva will not last long without a host. Bring me that child."

3. Hillary won over few supporters with her impression of Mary-Kate Olsen.

4. "Yeah, tastes like sh-t too, good thing I didn't step in it."

5. It is rare that expulsion of the last diseased, corroded portion of a human soul is captured on film.

Best of chronos Z wonderpig
Monica taught me this.......

Best of Best of
"It's water" another in a long line of Clinton lies.

Best of jimmy
Old School Political Slogan: "A Chicken In Every Pot"
New School Political Slogan: "A Loogie In Every Glass"

Best of Dactyl
"If I ingest the dihydrogen oxide liquid through my facehole like so, it will make me seem more ordinary and relatable to the earth creatures, er, I mean voters.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Lemme just pound down some more Stoli before I continue my speech."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"If only there was a short, tube-like structure, possibly made out of some kind of bendy plastic, that I could use by creating a low air pressure spot in my mouth that would draw the liquid from this glass into my mouth. But alas! No one has invented such a marvelous invention!"

10 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Taking a page from Vaudeville, Mrs. Clinton drinks a glass of water while her ventriloquist dummy (otherwise known as the press) lauds her credentials...

chronos Z wonderpig said...

Monica taught me this.......

Anonymous said...

"It's water" another in a long line of Clinton lies.

jimmy said...

Old School Political Slogan: "A Chicken In Every Pot"

New School Political Slogan: "A Loogie In Every Glass"

Dactyl said...

"If I ingest the dihydrogen oxide liquid through my facehole like so, it will make me seem more ordinary and relatable to the earth creatures, er, I mean voters.

Jay Guevara said...

"Lemme just pound down some more Stoli before I continue my speech."

Submariner said...

Thawt buble; "I can't believe TeRAYza used to pollute good Grey Goose with raisins..."

Submariner said...

Thawt buble; "I don't know why they want me to 'Kiss their glass.' but what the heck? If the plebes want it I'll do it. At least BEFORE they elect me..."

Anonymous said...

Look what I can do! Look what I can do! Can Trump do that?

Kaptain Krude said...

"If only there was a short, tube-like structure, possibly made out of some kind of bendy plastic, that I could use by creating a low air pressure spot in my mouth that would draw the liquid from this glass into my mouth. But alas! No one has invented such a marvelous invention!"