1. "Excuse me while I barf out some pure concentrated evil... ah, that's (hack) better."
2. "This precious larva will not last long without a host. Bring me that child."
3. Hillary won over few supporters with her impression of Mary-Kate Olsen.
4. "Yeah, tastes like sh-t too, good thing I didn't step in it."
5. It is rare that expulsion of the last diseased, corroded portion of a human soul is captured on film.
Best of chronos Z wonderpig
Monica taught me this.......
Best of Best of
"It's water" another in a long line of Clinton lies.
Best of jimmy
Old School Political Slogan: "A Chicken In Every Pot"
New School Political Slogan: "A Loogie In Every Glass"
Best of Dactyl
"If I ingest the dihydrogen oxide liquid through my facehole like so, it will make me seem more ordinary and relatable to the earth creatures, er, I mean voters.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Lemme just pound down some more Stoli before I continue my speech."
Best of Kaptain Krude
"If only there was a short, tube-like structure, possibly made out of some kind of bendy plastic, that I could use by creating a low air pressure spot in my mouth that would draw the liquid from this glass into my mouth. But alas! No one has invented such a marvelous invention!"