Friday, September 30, 2016

When It Doesn't Put the Lotion on its Skin


1. "OK, OK, I'll vote for Trump."
2. Getting Michelle Rodriguez cleaned up for the Oscars is not a task for the feint of heart.
3. I see the Gamma Kappas are having Rush week again.
4. This is how Bob Barker "auditioned" all the Price Is Right girls; didn't know he was such a s---k f--k did you?
5. What every bridesmaid is really imagining when the bride comes down the aisle.

Best of dadoctah
The day things at Will It Blend? went horribly, horribly wrong.

 

Best of jimmy
In 1993, Hillary didn't have a decent budget for taking care of Bimbo Eruptions the way she would in later decades, but she did the best with what she had.

 

Best of Mr Hankey
Julie didn't think the DNC would take her seriously when she said "you'd have to gag me up, lock me in a pit, cover me with fencing, and spray me with a hose before I'd ever vote for Hillary."

 

Best of Rodney Dill
The new reality show Cosby Date or Consequences took off without a hitch.

 

Best of Submariner
Locking one into a tub of water, adding a healthy squirt of dish detergent, and announcing availability of free medicinal doobies is the only successful method discovered to date for cleaning a used hippie...

 

Best of Dr. Doom
There is some sort of a middle class American voter metaphor joke in there somewhere but I can't seem to drag it up...

 

Best of Rodney Dill
TV ad for the new Trump sponsored Machado Weight Loss Program



13 comments:

dadoctah said...

The day things at Will It Blend? went horribly, horribly wrong.

jimmy said...

In 1993, Hillary didn't have a decent budget for taking care of Bimbo Eruptions the way she would in later decades, but she did the best with what she had.

Proof I am not a robot. said...

The other choice was being electrically shocked while bound to metal mattress springs.... but hey, at least she voted.

Mr Hankey said...

Julie didn't think the DNC would take her seriously when she said "you'd have to gag me up, lock me in a pit, cover me with fencing, and spray me with a hose before I'd ever vote for Hillary."

Anonymous said...

WTF is this evil shit?

GregMan said...

Blah blah blah, Hillary's Interns, blah blah...

GregMan said...

Fred misread the instructions when he thought they said, "Put Daisy in the hole and water liberally", not "Put THE Daisy in a hole..."

Rodney Dill said...

Aquaman sucks

Rodney Dill said...

The new reality show Cosby Date or Consequences took off without a hitch.

Rodney Dill said...

Just another Kardashian reality TV show.

Submariner said...

Locking one into a tub of water, adding a healthy squirt of dish detergent, and announcing availability of free medicinal doobies is the only successful method discovered to date for cleaning a used hippie...

Dr. Doom said...

There is some sort of a middle class American voter metaphor joke in there somewhere but I can't seem to drag it up...

Rodney Dill said...

TV ad for the new Trump sponsored Machado Weight Loss Program