Tuesday, September 13, 2016

When You Hire the Lowest Bidder


1. "If passengers seated on the right side of the aircraft could avoid looking outside for a few minutes, that would be great."

2. "OK, now some WD-40 for that 'landing gear won't come down' problem and we'll be good to go."

3. "Um, there will be a slight delay before we take-off, but rest assured, we will get all of you Clinton Foundation whistleblowers to Washington in time for the hearing."

4. "Don't worry folks, the plane is just powering through a minor case of pneumonia."

5. ORA:  'Ow to speak Allegiant (Airline): "D-Check"

Best of dadoctah
Paul Blart: Aerospace Engineer.

Best of Dr. Doom
"OK boss I put the duck tape on the spinny thing just like ya' tole me," reported Clyde, "That otta git 'er done. Hey anyone seen ma beer?"

Best of Whacko
After the crash, the safety board determined that Clyde used 200 mph duct tape instead of 600 mph as specified.

Best of Mac
Come on guys, it says right here, 350 mile an hour tape.

Best of Dr. Doom
Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 - the Untold Story...

Best of dadoctah
"Brad, would you mind not working where the passengers can see you? Shatner's in there and he won't stop screaming his lungs out."


8 comments:

dadoctah said...

Paul Blart: Aerospace Engineer.

Dr. Doom said...

"OK boss I put the duck tape on the spinny thing just like ya' tole me," reported Clyde, "That otta git 'er done. Hey anyone seen ma beer?"

Whacko said...

After the crash, the safety board determined that Clyde used 200 mph duct tape instead of 600 mph as specified.

Mac said...

Come on guys, it says right here, 350 mile an hour tape.

Dr. Doom said...

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking meth," said Steve McCroskey

Dr. Doom said...

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 - the Untold Story...

Kaptain Krude said...

"I've seen bigger," Sullivan sniffed.

dadoctah said...

"Brad, would you mind not working where the passengers can see you? Shatner's in there and he won't stop screaming his lungs out."