1. "How much for the little girls? Your women, I wish to buy them."
2. The Arabs were thrilled to be met at the airport by Bojack Horseman.
3. "Sarah Jessica Parker, you are even lovelier in person."
4. "So, two weeks after I ravaged the Saigon whorehouse, it starts to burn when I pee like you wouldn't believe."
5. "I swear, every time he tells this story, he ups the body count by a couple hundred gooks."
Best of dadoctah
The unexpected breakout hit attraction at Disneyland Bahrain was the audioanimatronic "Great Moments with Orson Bean".
Best of Rodney Dill
"I'm glad to see that spaghetti sauce stain came out of tablecloth."
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You must be at least this tall. OK, you can ride Secretary Kerry.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Right this way to the Clinton Foundation fundraiser gentlemen," directed Mr. Kerry.
Best of Mr Hankey
Saudis hate how they get harassed outside Walmart by the street beggars
Best of GregMan
"Can we surrender yet?"
Best of mega
"Yeah I know I came here on short notice. I just wanted to get a feel for the heat level Americans will face once I've taken away their air conditioners."