Monday, October 03, 2016

Oh, Good, Someone Brought the Tea Towels

Brender


1. "How much for the little girls? Your women, I wish to buy them."

2. The Arabs were thrilled to be met at the airport by Bojack Horseman.

3. "Sarah Jessica Parker, you are even lovelier in person."

4. "So, two weeks after I ravaged the Saigon whorehouse, it starts to burn when I pee like you wouldn't believe."

5. "I swear, every time he tells this story, he ups the body count by a couple hundred gooks." 

Best of dadoctah
The unexpected breakout hit attraction at Disneyland Bahrain was the audioanimatronic "Great Moments with Orson Bean".

Best of Rodney Dill
"I'm glad to see that spaghetti sauce stain came out of tablecloth."

Best of Best of
You must be at least this tall. OK, you can ride Secretary Kerry.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Right this way to the Clinton Foundation fundraiser gentlemen," directed Mr. Kerry.

Best of Mr Hankey
Saudis hate how they get harassed outside Walmart by the street beggars

Best of GregMan
"Can we surrender yet?"

Best of mega
"Yeah I know I came here on short notice. I just wanted to get a feel for the heat level Americans will face once I've taken away their air conditioners."



16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here's one for ya.

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/mcdonalds-brawl-in-ottawa-features-punches-inexplicable-baby-raccoon-produced-from-sweater

..............Russ in Oregon

dadoctah said...

The unexpected breakout hit attraction at Disneyland Bahrain was the audioanimatronic "Great Moments with Orson Bean".

Rodney Dill said...

That's some bad hat, Hari

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm glad to see that spaghetti sauce stain came out of tablecloth."

Rodney Dill said...

"Shake?"
"Yes I am."

Rodney Dill said...

"No no... the toga party is later tonight."

Dr. Doom said...

"Welcome to Amerikkka Your Excellency, we have a number of fun and entertaining activities planned for the royal party," welcomed the Secretary of State, "First up a is picnic lunch out at Billy's Swine Shack. Then we will have an autograph session with Danica Patrick. Next will be a pickup game of football, nothin' like tossin' the old pigskin around eh? And for the grand finale, President Obama will be hosting a state dinner at Man Country DC. Lets jump right in shall we?"

Anonymous said...

You must be at least this tall. OK, you can ride Secretary Kerry.

Dr. Doom said...

"Right this way to the Clinton Foundation fundraiser gentlemen," directed Mr. Kerry.

Dr. Doom said...

"Well yes Your Highness, I do understand that Mrs. Clinton promised you exclusive use of Yellowstone National Park and a dozen of her most, shall we say, energetic, interns for your son's 18th birthday party," wheedled the Secretary of State, "But we have to wait until AFTER the election..."

Mr Hankey said...

Saudis hate how they get harassed outside Walmart by the street beggars

GregMan said...

"Can we surrender yet?"

Anonymous said...

"Hand higher, and straighten the elbow."

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "We've gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen!"

mega said...

"So I tell that guy behind me, hey, do you think you could hold this fucking umbrella for me? It's not like I'm the Secretary of State or anything." And he goes "I'm a four star general, Sir. I only hold umbrellas for Obama."

mega said...

"Yeah I know I came here on short notice. I just wanted to get a feel for the heat level Americans will face once I've taken away their air conditioners."