Wednesday, October 05, 2016

Challenge Accepted


1. The 'I'm With Hillary' sticker is pretty much redundant.

2. So, what is the guy in hat at left looking at that's more astonishing than the waddling abomination in front of him.

3.  Your gender? I'm not even going to assume your species.

4. When people look back the second decade of the 21st Century, this is what they're going to remember: Fat, manless women with bad dye-jobs. They're like hippies in the 1960's or the Global Influenza Pandemic of the 1910's.

5. "You may, however, assume that I will Supersize my Hardee's order."





Best of Dr. Doom
It would probably require some sort of hermaphrodite alien transformer to assume your gender sweetheart...

 

Best of GregMan
I wouldn't want to assume her college debt, either...

 

Best of dadoctah
Gender? You have a gender? !

 

Best of Rodney Dill
OMG, Machado really did blimp up.

 

Best of George C. Papoon
Embedded ORA: Assume gender ? A veritable planetoid like that, I assume she has her own weather system.

 

Best of Adriane
Asexual Joker - a Batman villan for the new millennium!!!!

 

Best of metalgarth
What exactly is Wynona Judd going for these days?

 

Best of metalgarth
ORA: If there's ever a live action Futurama movie, we know who can play Horrible Gelatinous Blob

 

Best of jorgen
Even if another whale with green hair existed, it would not be interested in her gender.

 

Best of Kaptain Krude
On the back of his/her/its shirt (printed in *very* large letters):

John Edwards is Good.

 

Best of Kaptain Krude
I'm almost afraid to ask what I can assume?

 

Best of metalgarth
I'm almost afraid to ask what I can assume?
You can assume that if you throw a Twinkie her way she'll snag it in mid air

 

Best of Rodney Dill
That's no moon!

 

Best of Russ of Oregon
And you'll need to dust it with flour to find out.

28 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Flip side of sign: Heavy Erection Free Zone...

Dr. Doom said...

Poli-Sci Pop Quiz:
Choose the best answer
This individual is _______.
a) probably not a Trump campaign intern.
b) probably not a Clinton campaign intern.
c) probably not in Salt Lake City.
d) All of the above.

Dr. Doom said...

It would probably require some sort of hermaphrodite alien transformer to assume your gender sweetheart...

GregMan said...

I wouldn't want to assume her college debt, either...

dadoctah said...
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dadoctah said...

Gender? You have a gender? <shudder>!

Rodney Dill said...

Gender? I don't even know her. ah... him? er... nevermind.

Rodney Dill said...

Gender Bender... latest X-Men hero

Rodney Dill said...

He got in touch with his feminine side, and then couldn't stop touching it.

Rodney Dill said...

Use whatever facility you want... Just wash your hands.

Rodney Dill said...

OMG, Machado really did blimp up.

George C. Papoon said...

Embedded ORA: Assume gender ? A veritable planetoid like that, I assume she has her own weather system.

Adriane said...

Asexual Joker - a Batman villan for the new millennium!!!!

Anonymous said...

How did the human race end? With a fizzle.

Kaptain Krude said...

Is... is that supposed to be some kind of challenge?

Kaptain Krude said...

You know what happens when you assume, right? You make a... well, you make a... well, you know, you make one of these out of 'u' and me.

metalgarth said...

I would say "I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing", but I worked in restaurants too many years to have never seen "that type of thing"

metalgarth said...

What exactly is Wynona Judd going for these days?

metalgarth said...

ORA: If there's ever a live action Futurama movie, we know who can play Horrible Gelatinous Blob

jorgen said...

Even if another whale with green hair existed, it would not be interested in her gender.

Kaptain Krude said...

On the back of his/her/its shirt (printed in *very* large letters):

John Edwards is Good.

Kaptain Krude said...

I'm almost afraid to ask what I can assume?

metalgarth said...

I'm almost afraid to ask what I can assume?
You can assume that if you throw a Twinkie her way she'll snag it in mid air

Anonymous said...

"The last thing I remember saying officer is 'I wont assume anything about you ma`am' then I saw stars and blacked out."

Anonymous said...

I won't assume your species.


.................Russ in Oregon

Rodney Dill said...

When you assume you make an ass out of you and me.

But I gotta admin most of that ass meat would belong to it.

Rodney Dill said...

That's no moon!

Anonymous said...

And you'll need to dust it with flour to find out.


...............Russ in Oregon