Tuesday, October 04, 2016

Dmitri Martin? The Prime Minister of Canada? Balki? Pajama Boy? Who the hell is is this?



1. Given recent changes in Army policy, getting a Section 8 discharge is now almost impossible.

2. America's masculinity? It must have gotten lost somewhere with Obama's college transcripts and Hillary's emails.

3. Justin Trudeau prepares to welcome another group of refugees, all of whom are thinking, "This is going to be so easy."

4. "Oh, honey, no. You see, drag queens are supposed to be loud brassy women; not demure, garden-oriented women."

5. Martha Stewart secretly enjoyed humiliating the gardening staff.

8 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

French Special Forces are very adept at blending into their surroundings. This comes in very handy when a surprise surrender is ordered by the President...

Jay Guevara said...

Rachel Maddow is a gardener?

metalgarth said...

Kylo Ren had other interests beyond the dark side of the force.

dadoctah said...

Frankly, Mr Roarke and Tattoo tried everything they could think of, but finally they had to settle for making sure his flowers won the prize at the state fair.

mega said...

Journey's Tejano phase was, appropriately, quickly forgotten.

mega said...

Anecdotal data suggested that the eleven million illegals posed far less of a national security threat than previously believed.

mega said...

Many previously-violent MS13 members adapted quickly to Hillary's feminized America and found both gainful employment and social acceptance.

mega said...

Wikileaks revealed a clever new Democrat plan to mainstream Che Guevera for clueless millenials.