Monday, October 31, 2016

Happy Halloween Monors

Walt... I think



1. Thank You For Flying SkyBitch Airlines.

2. Huma's last thoughts, "I should have known Mid-Flight was an odd time to demonstrate how the Emergency Exit doors worked."

3. "Now, stay in your gawdam seat until we reach the terminal, or we'll bitch slap you into the middle of next week." Hill and Huma prepare for their next careers as Delta flight attendants.

4. "Oh, dear, Huma, there's more people in this plane than there were at my last rally." "Hill, darling, there are more people in the cockpit of this plane than were at your last campaign rally."

5. "Our in-flight movie today is Veronica Guerin,  the story of a nosy journalist who got what was coming to her."

Best of metalgarth
"Transgender Beavis & Butthead" never got the ratings of the original.

 

Best of Dr. Doom
"Are you serious right now, Anthony?" queried Huma angrily. "Put that back in your pants and finish copying my e-mails right now!"

 

Best of Best of
LET ME ASK YOU AGAIN!, Do you want to join the mile high club.

 

Best of George C. Papoon
Most airlines give you a tiny bag of stale pretzels, we give you a free Bag of Dicks and you have the nerve to complain ?

Best of V the K

Hillary and Huma look on as Madonna (out of frame) secures another vote.

 

Best of Rodney Dill
Hillary: "Excuse me for a minute... I have to go out on the wing and mess with Shatner's head."

Best of jimmy
Hillary: "Yes, Jennifer...if you just admit you see five lights, everything else will be so much easier."

---Assigned to cover the Clinton campaign, FNC's Jennifer Griffin (AKA "The Last Holdout") resists the brainwashing that has swept through Broomstick One's lap-dog press corps.

16 comments:

metalgarth said...

"Transgender Beavis & Butthead" never got the ratings of the original.

Dr. Doom said...

"Are you serious right now, Anthony?" queried Huma angrily. "Put that back in your pants and finish copying my e-mails right now!"

Dr. Doom said...

Hils: "Mr. Comey is to leave my aircraft this instant Huma!"
Huma: "But we are at 30,000 feet Madame Secretary."
Hils: "THIS INSTANT!"
Huma: "Right, I will call the Amazon Guard, er... Security Interns..."

Anonymous said...

LET ME ASK YOU AGAIN!, Do you want to join the mile high club.

Anonymous said...

And your in fright movie... I mean 'in flight'.....

Anonymous said...

Now that we have reached a cruising altitude of 30,000 feet Huma will demonstrate why you should vote for me.

George C. Papoon said...

Most airlines give you a tiny bag of stale pretzels, we give you a free Bag of Dicks and you have the nerve to complain ?

V the K said...

Hillary and Huma look on as Madonna (out of frame) secures another vote.

Rodney Dill said...

Bags fly Free


(Ding) You are now free to moan about the country.


Why is this flight like the Hindenberg? Oh the Huma Inanity.

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary: "Excuse me for a minute... I have to go out on the wing and mess with Shatner's head."

ORA

Jay Guevara said...

Huma: "You don't belong in first class! Get to the back of the broomstick!"

chronos Z wonderpig said...

"...and up here in the overhead compartment we have several Bags of Dick's..."

jimmy said...

Hillary: "Yes, Jennifer...if you just admit you see five lights, everything else will be so much easier."

---Assigned to cover the Clinton campaign, FNC's Jennifer Griffin (AKA "The Last Holdout") resists the brainwashing that has swept through Broomstick One's lap-dog press corps.

Mr Hankey said...

No you cannot choose a Romney meal....you only get a Giant Douche or a Shit Sandwich.

Mr Hankey said...

Finally, a leader who will confront those assholes who lean all the way back into in coach.

Dr. Doom said...

Hillary: "I'm sorry Mr. Smith, you did not donate enough to the Clinton Foundation to be considered for an ambassadorial post but you are eligible for a nice consolation prize. Please tell him what he has won, Huma."

Huma: "Mr. Smith you have won a Big Bag of Dicks!"