Divine Miss M.
1. Unlike Spinal Tap, Clay Aiken got exactly the stage prop he wanted.
2. Meanwhile, back on Andrew Sullivan's Amazon Wishlist.
3. You think that's bad, wait until you see the eight dildos pulling Santa's Sleigh.
4. Under President Trump, the National Christmas Tree was a lot more "bigly"
5. The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade is a l'il bit different in San Francisco.