1. "I LOVED YOU IN 'HOCUS POCUS.' CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH!"
2. Horse Thought-Bubble: "Why is this crazy chick screaming at me? Doesn't she realize I'm a horse."
3. Horse Thought-Bubble: "I should have stayed in Enumclaw."
4. Difference between transgender commie feminist and the horse? Men actually want to mount the horse.
5. The horse he rode in on was decidedly not interested in the offer.
Best of Sort-of-Mad Max
"DON'T SNORT AT ME! WE ALL HAVE DAYS WE DON'T FEEL AS FRESH AS WE'D LIKE TO!"
Best of Rodney Dill
The Ruggles win the pennant, the Ruggles win the pennant.
Best of metalgarth
"Lena Dunham and Sarah Jessica Parker get into an argument. Film at 11"
Best of Jay Guevara
"For the umpteenth time, I am NOT John Kerry!"
Best of George C. Papoon
"That's it, I'm moving to a rehab farm in Tennessee, I'd rather have a Weiner on my back than this twat in my face."