Monday, November 28, 2016
Dog Eats Out Man
1. Yeah, yeah, we all know what happens when you have a dog and smear peanut butter on a p-ssy.
2. From "Can't I just eat my waffle" to "Can't I just enjoy doggy fellatio" in eight short years.
3. "M'Chel and Malia told me I ought to give it a try."
4. Dog Thought Bubble: "Oh, I see you've been neutered also."
5. "Hey, when you got a dog this talented, you don't just eat him."
Best of Jay Guevara
"Yes, he'll do fine. Take him around back to the White House chef."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Damn in Bo, watch the teeth," screeched the President, "It looks like I need to send you back to the Chris Matthews School of Obedience..."
Best of jimmy
No one in the White House Press Corps dared point out that "Bo" was actually Chuck Todd in his Furry costume.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Let him inside? On the couch? No way! January 20th is coming, and M'ch'll'e still hasn't made her dress!"
Best of Mr Hankey
"Disney's The Shaggy AG" follows the misadventures of Loretta Lynch after a spell book turns her into a dog. But even being a canine won't stop her from crawling up her master's ass. You'll laugh and cry.