Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Eating Dinner with Mittens


1. "Oh, no, Willard. You lost the bet. You *will* eat the raw Rocky Mountain Oysters."

2. The only thing that's missing from this picture is Mittens holding up a newspaper with today's date on it.

3. "Mmm-Mmm... antique telephone pole insulators. Them's good eatin'."

4. Happy Family Home Evening! The best Jell-O salads are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Mormons!

5. "Eat your fancy scallops, Establishment boy. A bowl of Jack Daniels and Product 19 is all a real man needs for dinner."



Best of metalgarth
President Muntz: "The RNC says for you to SHUT UP"
Romney: "Priebus said that?"

Best of V the K
"We discussed a possible role in the administration, but, unfortunately, I don't think I can fit into the gimp suit."

Best of Jay Guevara
Pro tip for The Donald: don't let him go to the bathroom. He'll take your canoli on the way out.

Best of Best of
It was a love-hate relationship, but the heart shaped bed covered in silk sheets and rose petals won Mitt over.

Best of GregMan
Mittens wonders when the God Emperor is going to pounce on him and sever his jugular.

11 comments:

metalgarth said...

Secretary of State? I was thinking you're better suited to build air conditioners in Indiana.

metalgarth said...

President Muntz: "The RNC says for you to SHUT UP"
Romney: "Priebus said that?"

V the K said...

"We discussed a possible role in the administration, but, unfortunately, I don't think I can fit into the gimp suit."

Jay Guevara said...

Pro tip for The Donald: don't let him go to the bathroom. He'll take your canoli on the way out.

Dr. Doom said...

Guess who is picking up the check...

Dr. Doom said...

MItt: "...so then I bought the company and fired them all."
Donald: "That is exactly why I want you as Secretary of State. I want you to buy Mexico and Central America."
MItt: "Then what?"
Donald: "We are going to fire them all and send them to France..."

jimmy said...

Definitely not the portions I'd expect if he was taking Governor Christie to dinner.

Anonymous said...

It was a love-hate relationship, but the heart shaped bed covered in silk sheets and rose petals won Mitt over.

GregMan said...

Mittens wonders when the God Emperor is going to pounce on him and sever his jugular.

Dr. Doom said...

Uh oh, looks like someone is about to 'corner the market'...

Dr. Doom said...

MSDNC - Chris Matthews Reporting:

"President Elect Trump met with Mitt Romney today in order to tap Mr. Romney as his new Secretary of Homeland Security. Mr. Trump then instructed Mr. Romney to procure all of the black helicopters available..."