Tuesday, November 29, 2016
Eating Dinner with Mittens
1. "Oh, no, Willard. You lost the bet. You *will* eat the raw Rocky Mountain Oysters."
2. The only thing that's missing from this picture is Mittens holding up a newspaper with today's date on it.
3. "Mmm-Mmm... antique telephone pole insulators. Them's good eatin'."
4. Happy Family Home Evening! The best Jell-O salads are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Mormons!
5. "Eat your fancy scallops, Establishment boy. A bowl of Jack Daniels and Product 19 is all a real man needs for dinner."
Best of metalgarth
President Muntz: "The RNC says for you to SHUT UP"
Romney: "Priebus said that?"
Best of V the K
"We discussed a possible role in the administration, but, unfortunately, I don't think I can fit into the gimp suit."
Best of Jay Guevara
Pro tip for The Donald: don't let him go to the bathroom. He'll take your canoli on the way out.
Best of Best of
It was a love-hate relationship, but the heart shaped bed covered in silk sheets and rose petals won Mitt over.
Best of GregMan
Mittens wonders when the God Emperor is going to pounce on him and sever his jugular.