Wednesday, November 02, 2016

FAB Presses the Flesh in the Hood.




1. ORA: "My schedule said 'Interview with BBC,' this was not what I expected. I should never have hired a gay dude as my campaign manager."

2. "When I'm President, you guys can all have jobs bringing me and Bill coffee."

3. "Stop me if you've heard this one before, two black guys and a lesbian walk into a bar..."

4. "Why yes, Chelsea always enjoys a good spit-roasting. When is your barbecue?"

5. "Swing loooow, sweet chari-uh-hut... Come on, sing it with me, I'm told you people love these old spirituals."

Best of Rodney Dill
Hillary: "Are you 243, 238, or 241? I can never tell you guys apart."

Best of jimmy
"It's so nice to finally meet you. I've watched you play Benson the butler on TV for years!"

Best of Mr Hankey
Why yes, I speak jive

Best of Dr. Doom
"Remember, he will be riding a horse and wearing a blue helmet," explained Mrs. Clinton, "make it look like an accident..."

Best of Kaptain Krude
".... so then I told him that I would have more room to be flexible with their demands once I'm, quote 'elected' unquote. >cackle< >cackle< >snort< "

Best of Jay Guevara
"Thanks. I ain't no ways tahred no more."

18 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary: "Are you 243, 238, or 241? I can never tell you guys apart."

Submariner said...

Of COURSE it doesn't matter what lever you pull; it'll count for me regardless... >Cackle< >Cackle< >Snort!>

jimmy said...

"It's so nice to finally meet you. I've watched you play Benson the butler on TV for years!"

Mr Hankey said...

Why yes, I speak jive

Submariner said...

You don't mind if I just hold your hand, Ms Sec'tary? I just got paid and want to make sure I get my paycheck home to the wife and kids intact, you understand...

Submariner said...

"Hello, boys..."

Submariner said...

Not so ORA


"Is it twue what they say about youwa kind?"

Submariner said...

"mine's bigger..."

Dr. Doom said...

Later in the day Jermicheal would discover that three of his rings were missing...

Dr. Doom said...

"Remember, he will be riding a horse and wearing a blue helmet," explained Mrs. Clinton, "make it look like an accident..."

Kaptain Krude said...

Dr. Doom said...

"Remember, he will be riding a horse and wearing a blue helmet," explained Mrs. Clinton, "make it look like an accident..."


You forgot the >cackle< >cackle< >snort< at the end.

Kaptain Krude said...

"... so then I told Biden that I would be glad to have him on my ticket. >cackle< >cackle< >snort< "

Kaptain Krude said...

"... so then I told Barack he could visit his former digs at any time >cackle< >cackle< >snort< ."

Kaptain Krude said...

".... so then I said, 'We call ourselves, The Aristocrats!' >cackle< >cackle< >snort< "

Kaptain Krude said...

"... so then I said that the whole attack was caused by a video and not from Muslim extremism! >cackle< >cackle< >snort< "

Kaptain Krude said...

".... so then I told him that I would have more room to be flexible with their demands once I'm, quote 'elected' unquote. >cackle< >cackle< >snort< "

Jay Guevara said...

"Thanks. I ain't no ways tahred no more."

Jay Guevara said...

"Ah, you got me. I knew I shouldn't have pulled your finger!"