Friday, November 04, 2016

Hey, Check Out the Weiner on That Horse

Anthony Weiner reports for horse therapy.


Best of dadoctah
"Time to go meet up with Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Applejack."

 

Best of Russ in OR
Nice of Hillary to suggest this clinic.
Maybe she forgives me after all.
But why is everyone calling me "Mr. Hands"?

Best of jimmy
Excerpt from November 6, 2016 e-mail from John Podesta to HRC

[snip]...Stage Four: Have Weiner committed to a rural, secluded 'clinic'---check
Stage Five: Stage 'accident' involving auto-erotic asphyxiation and a compliant horse--in process
Stage Six: Issue press release stating how the campaign is shocked by...[snip]

Best of Dr. Doom
Carlos Danger rides again...

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Hey Huma, why the long face?"

Best of George C. Papoon
So the horse, having lost the bet with the drunk man in the bar over who had the biggest weiner, went out and got another.

 

11 comments:

dadoctah said...

"Time to go meet up with Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Applejack."

Anonymous said...

Tell me this isn't begging for an Enumclaw joke.

.......Russ in Oregon

Anonymous said...

Nice of Hillary to suggest this clinic.

Maybe she forgives me after all.

But why is everyone calling me "Mr. Hands"?

.............Russ in Oregon

jimmy said...

Excerpt from November 6, 2016 e-mail from John Podesta to HRC

[snip]...Stage Four: Have Weiner committed to a rural, secluded 'clinic'---check
Stage Five: Stage 'accident' involving auto-erotic asphyxiation and a compliant horse--in process
Stage Six: Issue press release stating how the campaign is shocked by...[snip]

Dr. Doom said...

Carlos Danger rides again...

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "I was told there was going to be chocolate pudding served during our *ahem* excursions."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hey Huma, why the long face?"

Jay Guevara said...

I didn't even know Weiner was dating Chelsea.

George C. Papoon said...

ORA:

What kind of a name is "Ed" for a horse?
What kind of a name is "Weiner" for a man?

George C. Papoon said...

So the horse, having lost the bet with the drunk man in the bar over who had the biggest weiner, went out and got another.

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey Carlos, why is that large black man rushing at us with a big club," asked Heather?