Best of dadoctah
Hey, Reagan fans, you wanted the eighties back? Probably should have been more specific.
Best of Submariner
Ang Lee's remake of "Pretty in Pink" was about what you'd expect...
Best of Whacko
Secretary of Rear Entry (not that there is anything wrong with that), Secretary of Finding Gender Studies Majors Something to Do, and the Secretary of Tastefully Combining Plaids.
Best of Dr. Doom
In the participation trophy line after the Mr. California contest...
Best of Jay Guevara
Zombie Charles Darwin: "I ... I ... I don't understand! How can this happen?"