Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Meanwhile, Back in the Stacks

1. "All right, mom, I'm gonna have to close this Skype now."

2. "Dammit, I hate it when Hillary resets my bookmarks."

3. "OMG, that makes me so hot. I'm taking off my bra now.... Of course I'm a lesbian, too... just my... um... cam isn't working because of software, but I'm totally hot and female right now. Don't stop."

4. "OK, just dropped the six-year-old and the four-year-old off for story time, and now some daddy-time."

5. "Meh... it's not the best Thursday pic ever, but it beat that swan peeing on that girl."


Adjustah said...

Just another day on Riker's holodeck.

Kaptain Krude said...

"What? I'm learning how to do calisthe... calissthenitic.... cali... cal.... how to exercise!"

jimmy said...

"You millennials have your 'Women's Studies' curriculum...and I have mine."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Wait a minute, this isn't how you cook a turkey!"

Submariner said...


"This Lord of the Rings tape is really GREAT!"