Tuesday, November 29, 2016
1. "Wow, Ghost of Christmas Past... you're HOT!"
2. "Now, watch me troll Hillary in the Lesbian Chat Room... 'Hi, I'm a thirty-year old Arab brunette with perky C-cups and love radical politics. So horny tonight!' Oh, crap, now Bill wants to go private."
3. "Don't bother me now... 'Lids' is having a CyberMonday sale."
4. "OK, let's make one more Joe Biden meme and then we'll go back to work on the transition."
5. "Dammit, somebody already claimed 'schlonged.com' and 'pussygrabber.com'."
Best of Jay Guevara
"Watch this. I'll get the Democrats to exactly reverse the position they had last week. Then next week, I'll roll them back to it. They never catch on."
Best of chronos Z wonderpig
"...and with just a click of the mouse I can send 100 cases od depends to Hillary!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"'Two Girls, One Cup', eh? Yeah, sure, I've got a couple minutes."
Best of Dr. Doom
"And with one click I just bought Canada," explained the Donald, "Now the liberals will have to go to Mexico and once the wall is built they will have to stay there..."
Best of metalgarth
I guess Bo 'grabs 'em by the pussy too'
Best of jimmy
KAC: "So who is this Dawn woman, and why is her head exploding?"
Best of Rodney Dill
"The computer wanted to play a game... It's called Global Thermonuclear War, so I thought, why the hell not."