Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Meanwhile...


1. "Wow, Ghost of Christmas Past... you're HOT!"

2. "Now, watch me troll Hillary in the Lesbian Chat Room... 'Hi, I'm a thirty-year old Arab brunette with perky C-cups and love radical politics. So horny tonight!' Oh, crap, now Bill wants to go private."

3. "Don't bother me now... 'Lids' is having a CyberMonday sale."

4. "OK, let's make one more Joe Biden meme and then we'll go back to work on the transition."

5. "Dammit, somebody already claimed 'schlonged.com' and 'pussygrabber.com'."

Best of Jay Guevara
"Watch this. I'll get the Democrats to exactly reverse the position they had last week. Then next week, I'll roll them back to it. They never catch on."

Best of chronos Z wonderpig
"...and with just a click of the mouse I can send 100 cases od depends to Hillary!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"'Two Girls, One Cup', eh? Yeah, sure, I've got a couple minutes."

Best of Dr. Doom
"And with one click I just bought Canada," explained the Donald, "Now the liberals will have to go to Mexico and once the wall is built they will have to stay there..."

Best of metalgarth
I guess Bo 'grabs 'em by the pussy too'

Best of jimmy
KAC: "So who is this Dawn woman, and why is her head exploding?"

Best of Rodney Dill
"The computer wanted to play a game... It's called Global Thermonuclear War, so I thought, why the hell not."


12 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

"If I've told you once, Melania, I've told you a thousand times: no, you cannot make a dress out of the couch! Just because it's been done before doesn't mean you have to do it, too!"

Jay Guevara said...

"Watch this. I'll get the Democrats to exactly reverse the position they had last week. Then next week, I'll roll them back to it. They never catch on."

chronos Z wonderpig said...

"...and with just a click of the mouse I can send 100 cases od depends to Hillary!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"'Two Girls, One Cup', eh? Yeah, sure, I've got a couple minutes."

Dr. Doom said...

"And with one click I just bought Canada," explained the Donald, "Now the liberals will have to go to Mexico and once the wall is built they will have to stay there..."

Anonymous said...

"What's a five letter word that means complete F'n idiot and a communist?
Starts with O and ends with a..."

metalgarth said...

Is it just me or is Barrack getting Lewinskied by Bo?

metalgarth said...

I guess Bo 'grabs 'em by the pussy too'

metalgarth said...

The grim reaper of 2016 got Florence Henderson too! What did she ever do to Crooked Hillary?

jimmy said...

KAC: "So who is this Dawn woman, and why is her head exploding?"

Rodney Dill said...

"The computer wanted to play a game... It's called Global Thermonuclear War, so I thought, why the hell not."

Rodney Dill said...

"So would you grab Hillary's pussy?"
"Leave Bill out of this."