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Craiglist Ad:"Need to get rid of this one PDQ. Will need the $$$ for legal bills. Needs re-hab inside and out, makes strange grinding noise occasionally, and has a LOT of miles. Make offer! Oh, and if you take her off my hands, I'll throw in this plane! Call Bill 555-1945. NO CHECKS
"I'll take visual metaphors for $1000, Alex."
"We'll start with the outside, we'll have to whitewash... I mean, Caucasian-wash... no, that sounds stupid... person-of-indiscriminate-color-wash... nuts, well, let's move on to the white glove... aw, f*ck it!
In the end the salvage contractor went bankrupt trying to unload it. Removing the lettering was not too bad but cleaning up the harem section was nauseating and no one could be found to subcontract removal of the big back of dicks from the castration room. Not at any price...
Craigslist Chappaqua:$1,100,000Gently used aircraft for sale as is. Low mileage, equipped with all the amenities including state of the art entertainment system (stuck on CNN for some reason), wet bar, very inventive seat restraints, and the 'Mile High Club' package. Smells like failure. Note this aircraft has no cockpit...
As the plane is being prepared for crash tests it was decided to replace the press on board with dummies because the dummies actually give reliable information.
Removing the call sign, "Wanton Vagina" from Hillarys Air Farce One.
(Ding) You are now free to moan about the country.
Once again, the joke is on CNN. The missing Malaysian airliner was right under their noses the whole time!
A day to get the outside signage off, a day to clean the interior and get the inside signage off. The smell in the bathroom can't be removed, and the campaign is expected to pay for the therapy for the trama the flight crew received.
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