Monday, November 07, 2016

The Horrible Grandma



1. Blah, blah, blah incubus... blah, blah, blah life force...

2. Hilary insisted on inspecting the main course before each of John Podesta's "Spirit Dinners."

3. Nice catch.

4. "I get almost sad when I think of the Venezuelan-style poverty this little one will have to do; but then I remember, I'll be living a giant house surrounded by armed guards and piles of dough. Woo-Hoo!"

5. "Does this child have a preferred pronoun? I'll just refer to it as 'dinner.'"

Best of dadoctah
"Jeez, first colorful balloons, and now this!"

Best of dadoctah
So this is Trump's fourth wife.

Best of loaded4bear
Guess which one has a load in their diaper.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Yum!"

Best of Dr. Doom
"Ahhh yessss," hissed Mrs. Clinton, "this one will be perfect for the ritual sacrifice at my inauguration. Fatten it up for the occasion, Huma..."

Best of Dr. Doom
The onlookers watched in horror as Hillary's jaw slowly unhinged...

15 comments:

Jay Guevara said...

"Boy, am I going to leave YOU a train wreck of a country!"

dadoctah said...

"Jeez, first colorful balloons, and now this!"

dadoctah said...

So this is Trump's fourth wife.

loaded4bear said...

Guess which one has a load in their diaper.

Jay Guevara said...

"Yum!"

Dr. Doom said...

"Ahhh yessss," hissed Mrs. Clinton, "this one will be perfect for the ritual sacrifice at my inauguration. Fatten it up for the occasion, Huma..."

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "The missiles are flying! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!"

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: Hey Grandma, what's for supper?

Grandma: "Fresh picked corn from the field with fresh churned butter
Country fried baby, er, I mean, chicken, that would make you slap your sister, a bucket full of granny's potato salad, Snap beans simmered in the juiciest ham hock broth.
An oven full of the fluffiest buttermilk biscuits you ever sank your gums into.
For dessert: Melt on your tongue hot apple pie topped with ole Junior Samples homemade Vanilla ice cream......Come on over Y'all !!

Audience: YU-UM YUM!

Dr. Doom said...

Hils: "Alright Amerikkka, vote for me or the kid gets it!"

Dr. Doom: "If you're elected, the kid will get it anyway..."

Dr. Doom said...

The onlookers watched in horror as Hillary's jaw slowly unhinged...

jimmy said...

Baby thoughtbubble: "Hey, you old heifer--ever hear the phrase, 'silent but deadly'?"

Steve O said...

"Child's Play 666" has a couple of plot twists. But you already know what they are.

Anonymous said...

"I look at you and I see the future. And it looks like I'm going to spend time in prison."

GregMan said...

"I can't believe I lost after I sacrificed all these delicious babies to Our Dark Lord Satan!"

Dr. Doom said...

Hillary selects her scapegoat...