Monday, November 14, 2016

Trumped


1. When you realize what you just won is $20 Trillion of debt and a dumpster fire foreign policy.

2. Trump's thought bubble: "This place would look so much better in gold lame wallpaper."

3. Presidents of the United States? Or two guys waiting at Talbot's while their wives try on outfits.

4. "We'll just give Hillary a Participation Trophy and tell her Everyone's a winner."

5. "... And that is why the fireplace must never be unsealed. Heed my warning, well."

20 comments:

dadoctah said...

Stolen from a TV comedian: "Trump got to enjoy one of his favorite pastimes: kicking a black family out of their house".

metalgarth said...

Then reality hit Obama. It wasn't Meryl Streep dressed up as Donald Trump

Mr Hankey said...

Yeah just pay no attention to that "Congrats Hillary" banner. I'll get that removed. I'll remove Rosie O'Donnell at the same time.

Mr Hankey said...

Trump makes note that the Muzak station keeps playing the Kenyan National Anthem for some reason.

Anonymous said...

Two guys who just happen to have side stances.

Anonymous said...

*wide stances

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

"Damn, I left the hand puppets in the plane. How else am I gonna explain things to Short-Bus Barry here?"

Jay Guevara said...

Trump thought bubble: "Gonna be some big-ass changes around this place."

Dr. Doom said...

"For state dinners Michele and I like to use Aspacher Catering," related President Obama, "just remember you have to keep an eye on the Secret Service or the serving girls will start disappearing..."

Dr. Doom said...

Barry: "Oh and you have to mind your D's and W's"
The Donald: "D's and W's - don't you mean P's and Q's?"
Barry: "No - Doors and Windows, I left a handy reference card for you in the top drawer of the desk there..."

Dr. Doom said...

"You're lucky Donald, you have Pence," complained the President, "I had to deal with Biden. If that guy wasn't saying something stupid to the press he was pawing a Senator's wife on national TV. Oh well at least he was good for a few laughs..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh yeah and whatever you do don't sit that Netanwhosis guy next to anyone with a bin or an ibn in their name at a state dinner," instructed the President helpfully, "Those guys don't get along at all..."

Anonymous said...

Say, uh, those are some, uh, remarkably large hands you, uh, have there...

Kaptain Krude said...

"So uh, um, who, um, who uh who are, um, who are you, um, uh, who are you going, um, uh, who--who are you going to, um, su-surrender to first?"

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Submariner said...

So, Donald;
Any chance you'll be appointing Hillary as Secretary of State of me to the SCOTUS opening?

GregMan said...

Obama thawt bubble: "Don't look him in the eyes, he might think that's a challenge."

GregMan said...

God-Emperor Trump: "No, I don't need directions to the Washington, DC Man's Country. Have you seen Melania?"

jimmy said...


"If I had a nickel...." Trump lamented to himself as he mentally counted all the "umms, "errrs," and "uhhs" in Obama's mumbling, stumbling and stammering banter with the press. He eventually realized "Oh, wait--I do!"

Submariner said...

Trump Bubble: "FIRST order of business on Jan 21st - unseal this POS's college transcripts..."