Friday, November 11, 2016

White House Sourpusses as Trump Era Begins



1. Crying chick in back. "Why doesn't anyone ever want to grab me by the p-ssy?"
2. I thought black was supposed to be slimming. I guess not.
3. "Do you have to take that damn ham radio everywhere you go?"
4. Obama staffers... or mourning relatives of a rich maiden aunt upon learning she left all her money to the no kill cat shelter?
5. "The Deplorables are invading my Safe Space!"

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

The MIB are shocked that their agency was not able to throw the election to the nonhuman.

GregMan said...

"Never have I more needed a Bag Of Dicks."

GregMan said...

This looks like that scene where Hitler rants, except they aren't wearing German uniforms.

Dr. Doom said...

"Uh oh looks like I'm going to have to find a real job," thought Marilyn, "I wonder who else will hire a bitter feminist with a womyn's studies degree?"

Dr. Doom said...

Woman on Right Thought Bubble: "I wonder if George Soros could use an intern?"
Woman in Back TB: "Now I will I will actually have to pay off my student loan."
Woman on Left TB: "Did I leave my vibrator running on the night stand again?"

metalgarth said...
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metalgarth said...

Are you sure this isn't the focus groups reaction to seeing the pilot for Lena Dunham's 'Girls'?

metalgarth said...

The first couple times President Nelson Muntz points at you and says "Haw Haw!" can really sting a fragile ego

chronos Z wonderpig said...

Hitler finds out that Trump won

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YEhNHNydIs


for GregMan

jimmy said...

Crybaby: "Does this mean Michelle's not going to take all 65 of us on her monthly vacation???"

Kaptain Krude said...

GregMan said...

This looks like that scene where Hitler rants, except they aren't wearing
WWII-era German uniforms.

Modified that for you, GregMan

Kaptain Krude said...

'ow to speak Australian: schadenfreude

Michelle Obama said...

"Do you have to take that damn ham radio everywhere you go?"

Did someone say HAM????????????

Slick Willie said...

1. Crying chick in back. "Why doesn't anyone ever want to grab me by the p-ssy?"

Did someone say P-SSY??????????

Kaptain Krude said...

"They... they said *sob* we could keep *sob* the crayons! *loud bawling*"

Mr Hankey said...

Sure we're upset, but we ain't leaving until we get our trophies we were promised.

Mr Hankey said...

Yeah just pay no attention to that "Congrats Hillary" banner. I'll get that removed. I'll remove Rosie O'Donnell at the same time.

Anonymous said...

Nope...(click) Nope, (click) Nope, (click) nope.... I'm sorry, I still can't get in tune with the American public.

Anonymous said...

"Now that a racist is in charge, what will happen to the diversity that we Democrats have brought to the White House?"

Jay Guevara said...

"Oh hell, now we're going to have get real jobs."

Jay Guevara said...

"Looks like the patriarchy is gonna be a little harder to smash than we thought."

Jay Guevara said...

Guy with headphones on: "Yes, come in Moscow. Come in Moscow. There's been a small hiccup here. Over."

Anonymous said...

"Oh no, here come the deplorables." -- The Despicables