1. Crying chick in back. "Why doesn't anyone ever want to grab me by the p-ssy?"
2. I thought black was supposed to be slimming. I guess not.
3. "Do you have to take that damn ham radio everywhere you go?"
4. Obama staffers... or mourning relatives of a rich maiden aunt upon learning she left all her money to the no kill cat shelter?
5. "The Deplorables are invading my Safe Space!"