Wednesday, December 21, 2016
Sir Mix-A-Lot May Have to Make an Exception
1. Seeing that today's protest at Trump Tower was canceled on account of rain, Michael Moore decided to hail a cab, go home, and binge-watch Man vs Food.
2. Up next on 'The View,' Lena Dunham's tribute to Gene Kelly.
3. ORA: And this is why Latka had to replace Cab 804's entire suspension.
4. She just got a Brazilian wax job the acreage of which exceeded Brazil's annual rainforest deforestation.
5. "Go on now, go, walk out the door/Just turn around now/Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?/Do you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?" --- Hey, it's just plain efficient to recycle captions.