Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Sir Mix-A-Lot May Have to Make an Exception



1. Seeing that today's protest at Trump Tower was canceled on account of rain, Michael Moore decided to hail a cab, go home, and binge-watch Man vs Food.

2.  Up next on 'The View,' Lena Dunham's tribute to Gene Kelly.

3. ORA:  And this is why Latka had to replace Cab 804's entire suspension.

4. She just got a Brazilian wax job the acreage of which exceeded Brazil's annual rainforest deforestation.

5. "Go on now, go, walk out the door/Just turn around now/Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?/Do you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?" --- Hey, it's just plain efficient to recycle captions.

9 comments:

Jay Guevara said...

Lena?

Whacko said...

Best reason not to become an Uber driver.

Dr. Doom said...

MSDNC Breaking...

Shortly after this photo was taken, Wynona White's Crack Master suffered a catastrophic failure which utterly disintegrated a yellow cab and devastated a large swath of the Lower East Side. Ms. White has been linked to a white supremacist sleeper cell linked to Donald Trump's Cabinet - developing...

metalgarth said...

Getting a ride to Jabba's palace could be a bit tricky during the Mos Eisley Monsoon Season

Anonymous said...

This would have been a Thursday post in a Hillary Clinton Administration.


.......Russ in Oregon

Dactyl said...

I dearly hope that Dub isn't driving that cab.

Mr Hankey said...

At least one brave Rockette agreed to attend the Trump inauguration.

Moose & Squirrel said...

Lena stars in "The Fat and the Furious"

Mr Hankey said...

Free Willy 4 - The Change