Saturday, December 03, 2016

Brokeback Starship

Schneider



Threadwinner: metalgarth
Mr. Sulu and I were going to do something anal in an adult and pleasurable context. You in, Mr. Spock?

Best of John Schneider
Sorry, didn't mean to get that in your beard.

Best of metalgarth
Science officer 'eh? Maybe you could study my sexy learning disability. What's it called Kiff? (Groan) Sex-lexia.

Best of David
Why cain't I warp you?

Best of jimmy
"Oooh, Spock! Phasers are set to *stunning*..."

Best of Dr. Doom
Kirk: "Ooh that Romulan uniform really does it for me Mr. Spock"
Spock: "Cosplay Friday is illogical Captain, but very entertaining..."

9 comments:

John Schneider said...

Sorry, didn't mean to get that in your beard.

metalgarth said...

Science officer 'eh? Maybe you could study my sexy learning disability. What's it called Kiff? Sex-lexia.

David said...

Why cain't I warp you?

metalgarth said...

Mr. Sulu and I were going to do something anal in an adult and pleasurable context. You in, Mr. Spock?

jimmy said...

"Oooh, Spock! Phasers are set to *stunning*..."

Dr. Doom said...

Mr. Barklay's holodeck program entitled 'Crack-Master' was disturbing, really, really disturbing...

Dr. Doom said...

Kirk: "Ooh that Romulan uniform really does it for me Mr. Spock"
Spock: "Cosplay Friday is illogical Captain, but very entertaining..."

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

"Captain, as you are aware, my Pon Farr cycle is well advanced," explained Mr. Spock, "and since you saw fit to order me to accompany you on this deep space survey mission in the shuttle craft, well..."