Friday, December 23, 2016

Cankles Noir



1. Dammit Huma, even though you cost me the election, why can't I quit you.

2. "Dealer is late as usual, I hate these 'multicultural' neighborhoods."

3. "I wonder what a Crack Master really is. I bet Bill would know." 

4. Agent Scully has not aged well.

5. Hillary waits outside surfing for BarelyLegalGirlOnGirl as her "Specialist" prepares to "plug another DNC Emails leak."

6 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hello, Hillary. I'd like to play a game. The situation you find yourself in is of your own doing. You, your husband, and your entire party are hypocrites, spreading misery and fear and loathing all over this great nation. But today, it is you who will be running scared.... On second thought, screw it. You're sitting on top of 12 pounds of C-4 explosive, and it's going off in three... two... one..."

Dr. Doom said...

"I'm wearing a pants suit, Anthony," replied Mrs. Clinton, "What are you wearing? Wait, don't answer that."

Mr Hankey said...

Protect your passwords from scammers scouring the neighborhood to break into other people's wi-fi

Dr. Doom said...

Eventually, Mrs. Clinton was reduced to living in a van, down by the river...

Anonymous said...

Hillary found three matches on "Soulless Singles"

Kaptain Krude said...

"More hit music every hour and way less commericals, and that's the phrase that pays!"