Sunday, December 11, 2016

Der Fuhrer's Face


1. Bibi Netanyahu abruptly figures out who the German Chancellor reminds him of.

2. You can pick your Chancellor, and you can pick your nose. And apparently...

3. "Eye Poke! Nyuck! Nyuck! Nyuck!"

4.  "There's either a really gross booger or the oil-slick alien from the X-Files on your upper lip."

5.  "It's okay, Angela, Hillary always fails my Field Sobriety Tests as well."

6 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Angela and Ben's duet performance of Springtime for Hitler really brought down the house on Karaoke Night at the Reichstag...

Dr. Doom said...

"I would not complain if I were you Benjamin. He never goes to Israel," retorted Ms. Merkel, "He comes over here all the time spreading copies of his speeches like they are fortune cookies or something... and you should have seen the cleaning bill I got from Man Country Dusseldorf after the last state visit..."

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't it be "die Fuhrerin"?

metalgarth said...

"don't put that finger in my ear, I don't know where it's been"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hold on, Angela, we did not get a 'harrumph' out of that man over there!"

Jay Guevara said...

"Sniff, and guess where my finger's been."