Monday, December 19, 2016
I Really, REALLY Shouldn't Do This, But...
1. "Whether you're a brother, or whether you're a mullah, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah - ah - ah - ah- Stayin' Alive, stayin' alive..."
2. Bad idea: Rebooting 'Pulp Fiction.' Terrible idea: Casting Ryan from 'The Office' as Marcellus Wallace.
3. "As Allah is my witness, I shall never be hungry again!" (It sort of came true.)
4. "Go on now, go, walk out the door/Just turn around now/Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?/Do you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?"
5. "Dear Mr. Altintas, Your vetting process is complete and you are approved for immigration to the United States. Welcome to America. Sincerely, John Kerry's State Department."