Saturday, December 17, 2016

The Ultimate "Where Will You Be When Your Laxative Kicks In" Caption Beg


1. "Mr President we found your sealed college transcripts on Wilileaks."

2. After eight years of trying, Chris Matthews finally made it into the presidential podium.

3. Obama learns that the Wikileaks emails include an "untucked" picture of M'Chel.

4. "Just one hit," Malaria said. "It'll take the edge off," she said. "Next thing I know, the press room is melting into the floor and Jonathan Karl has morphed into Pepe the Frog."

5. Like MacBeth's Banquo, the ghost of Harambe still haunts the president's press conferences.

Best of metalgarth
No..... Not Lenny!!!!!

Best of Dr. Doom
Kenyan death stare in 3... 2... 1...


Best of GregMan
"Oh my God he actually DID win the election!"


Best of Dr. Doom
"I had the Secret Service lean on those ba$tards over at Go Daddy to shut down that right wing Christian hate site that was so mean to me," thought the President, "But somehow they have come back and they are meaner than ever. I guess I will have to call in one of those um, air thingys the ahhh, air force briefed me on back when I was still listening to briefings..."


Best of Kaptain Krude
Thought bubble: " "


Best of Sort-of-Mad Max
"Oh, my God, that's my box of 'special photos' of me and my 'body man' Reggie. What's Tucker Carlson doing with it????"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Her boobs are too big, and that is waaaay too much whiskey."

 

16 comments:

metalgarth said...

No..... Not Lenny!!!!!

Dr. Doom said...

Later, after much research, psychologist would call the condition 'teleprompter psychosis'...

Dr. Doom said...

Kenyan death stare in 3... 2... 1...

Dr. Doom said...
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GregMan said...

The Preezy's Crack Master suddenly malfunctions.

GregMan said...

"Oh my God he actually DID win the election!"

Dr. Doom said...

"I had the Secret Service lean on those ba$tards over at Go Daddy to shut down that right wing Christian hate site that was so mean to me," thought the President, "But somehow they have come back and they are meaner than ever. I guess I will have to call in one of those um, air thingys the ahhh, air force briefed me on back when I was still listening to briefings..."

Dr. Doom said...

Suddenly the President realizes that time is running short to get in a couple more vacations...

Dr. Doom said...

"I asked Mr. Putin to cut it out. I even said pretty please for crying out loud," thought Mr. Obama, "What does a president have to do?"

Kaptain Krude said...

Thought bubble: " "

Kaptain Krude said...

Is it just me, or does he look like a President who has been turned by the evil aliens in one of those B-movie flicks?

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

Thinks: ("Uh, until this, uh, moment I never realized exactly HOW MUCH I DIDN'T want to see Paul Krugman dressed in a bunny suit embroidered with "I LOVE YOU BARACK" at my last presser")

Out loud: "Thanks for coming out, Paul!"

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

"Oh, my God, that's my box of 'special photos' of me and my 'body man' Reggie. What's Tucker Carlson doing with it????"

Jay Guevara said...

"What? Moochelle is waiting for me at home in a filmy nightie? Gulp."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Her boobs are too big, and that is waaaay too much whiskey."

Mr Hankey said...

Obama learns that the Electoral College isn't a lefty joint in New Hampshire.