Saturday, December 10, 2016

This Year, Christmas Comes to Santa


This must be why he keeps a list of naughty girls.


8 comments:

Double the U said...

Santa is going to find out who is "naughty" and who is "nice".

metalgarth said...

Crack Master: UR DOIN' IT QUITE WELL, AKTUALLY

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas! Ho! Ho!... where's the third Ho ?

Dr. Doom said...

In a clever ploy, Shundra and Shayla shoot right to the top of the naughty list. But in a way that Santa can't possibly object to...

Dr. Doom said...

Turns out Santa has an entirely different bag of toys back at the North Pole... in a secret room... in the basement...

Dr. Doom said...

Once they got the pictures and suggested Mrs. Clause might like to see them, Sally Ann and Babs were permanently off the Naughty List. And for some reason they each got a new Mercedes each Christmas. And everyone lived happily ever after...

Dr. Doom said...

There is an Easter Bunny caption in there somewhere but I can't drag it up...

Dr. Doom said...

'Ol Kris Kringle is a wise survivalist and outdoorsman," whispered Bear Grylls, "when temperatures plummet and the snow flies you will find him well equipped with his Bear Grylls survival knife and a high contrast protective outer garment. But his real secret weapon... hand warmers!"