1. "Can't... hold... in... queef... much... longer...."
2. After much strenuous effort, Stretch Pelosi was finally able to blink.
3. Women of the Democrat Caucus all demonstrating their 'O' face.
4. "Oh, no! Do farts have lumps?"
5. "Thank you sir, may I have another?"
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