Tuesday, January 17, 2017


1. "Wow, Mrs. Clinton. You and Ms Abedin sure make a lot of daiquiris."

2. Then, one day, you wake up and your life has become a story problem.

3. "After this last customer I'm going on break....."...turns around....."FML"

4. ORA: "Will that be all, Mr. Mapplethorpe?"

5.  "Daylight Come and Me Wanna Go Home..."


Dactyl said...

"Knock knock,"
"Who's there?"
"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

Dr. Doom said...

This is what happens when WalMart runs out of Toypedos the weekend of the Southern Decadence Festival...

Mr Hankey said...

I guess Rosie really is going away for a long time?

Anonymous said...

It took all day but in the end Rodger had finally learned that 4011 was the PLU code for bananas.

jmcenanly said...

Lord Greystoke and his entourage go grocery shopping.

metalgarth said...

It's an offering to our Lord and Savior Harambe.