1. Nice try, but I doubt Trump would want to grab any of you.
2. Clinton Foundation employees try desperately to cling to the few remaining jobs.
3. "The New England Clam Council appreciates your support, but we'll be sticking with a more conventional ad campaign."
4. "What do we want? Dignity and Respect! How do we get it? By dressing up as vaginas!"
5. I can't help but feel they're only giving lip service to the cause of Women's Rights.
Best of Dr. Doom
Number one on the list of narrowly rejected Clinton Campaign planks...
Best of George C. Papoon
To no one's surprise, this is not the first time these five have their heads buried in giant labia.
Best of Prince of Leaves
...Seconds before the protestors were hit-and-run by the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.
Best of Mr Hankey
Julie's friends were not puzzled as to why her fake vagina contained genital warts and herpes sores, as they all knew she was a giant slut.