Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Clam Bake, Gonna Have a Clam Bake

Schneider



1. Nice try, but I doubt Trump would want to grab any of you.

2. Clinton Foundation employees try desperately to cling to the few remaining jobs.

3. "The New England Clam Council appreciates your support, but we'll be sticking with a more conventional ad campaign."

4. "What do we want? Dignity and Respect! How do we get it? By dressing up as vaginas!"

5. I can't help but feel they're only giving lip service to the cause of Women's Rights.



Best of Dr. Doom
Number one on the list of narrowly rejected Clinton Campaign planks...

Best of George C. Papoon
To no one's surprise, this is not the first time these five have their heads buried in giant labia.

Best of Prince of Leaves
...Seconds before the protestors were hit-and-run by the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.

Best of Mr Hankey
Julie's friends were not puzzled as to why her fake vagina contained genital warts and herpes sores, as they all knew she was a giant slut.

11 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Number one on the list of narrowly rejected Clinton Campaign planks...

Dr. Doom said...

Things went rapidly down hill for the protesters when the Hell's Angels arrived. Turns out they are fond of vaginas too...

George C. Papoon said...

To no one's surprise, this is not the first time these five have their heads buried in giant labia.

Kaptain Krude said...

Thursday already?

Kaptain Krude said...

Dawn got tired of her head exploding, so...

Kaptain Krude said...

Fish tacos from McDonald's... I'm not loving it.

George C. Papoon said...

Little trans-women in the boat ? What a world, what a world.

Prince of Leaves said...

...Seconds before the protestors were hit-and-run by the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.

Dr. Doom said...

Obama Administration Foreign Policy as explained by the Performance Art Players though the medium of interpretive dance...

Mr Hankey said...

Julie's friends were puzzled as to why her fake vagina contained genital warts and herpes sores, but all knew she was a giant slut.

Mr Hankey said...

Barney was proud his wife showed up in a purple vagina