Monday, January 02, 2017

How Not to Give a Reacharound

Schneider


1. "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!"

2. Blah Blah Blah Obamacare Blah Blah Blah Prostate Exams.

3. "Sorry, Jill Stein has us checking for votes everywhere."

4. "Sorry, these 'Man's Country' flashbacks always come at the worst possible time."

5. "He never calls! He never writes!"

10 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"Just checking to make sure your buckeyes are OK bud," cooed the Clemson safety...

Dr. Doom said...

It isn't really hard to tell where former Penn State coaches landed...

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

"Looks like Clemson has taken a page from the San Francisco playbook," related the Color Commentator as the play came to a close, "Oh and now there is a fag, er flag, on the play, Verne..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Toypedo, toypedo," hollered number 42, "This guy is using a toypedo!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Oh, you can do much better than that. Much, much better.

Artfldgr said...

Dont ask dont tell is not just for the military any more...

Nose said...

Coach said to not let the ball over the goal line.....didn't say which ball!!

Mr Hankey said...

NFL's Breast Cancer Awareness month led to the NCAA's own Testicular Cancer Awareness plans.

Kaptain Krude said...

*tweeet* That's unsportsmanlike conduct, fondling of the, uh, ball-carrier, fifteen yards from the spot of the foul and a first down!