Friday, January 27, 2017

Little Red Riding Hood



1. "Did I leave my phone in the house. Damn, I left my phone in the house. Should I go all the way back and get it? Am I gonna need it? Damn, I'm probably going to need it. FML."

5 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

"No, Mr. Wolfe, I am not skipping through the woods. What am I wearing? That's none of your business! You want to what? Ew, that's disgusting..... Yes, go on, I'm listening...."

GregMan said...

Unable to make a vagina costume in time for the march, Megan settles for a used tampon costume instead.

Kaptain Krude said...

Sometimes, at night, Greta would call 1-800-ENNUI to see when it would loosen its grip.

Dr. Doom said...

"Hello Grandma, say, I um... need... four giant ebony phalluses right away," begged Sheila, "are you still friends with Sandra Fluke's Grandma?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hello, Q-FM is the only radio station that rocks the docks and shakes the lakes!"