Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Outstanding in Their Field



1. No, no... I don't care for the new Power Rangers reboot at all.

2. "OK, so maybe the meeting of the Lena Dunham Fan Club didn't need to reserve the entire park."

3. "So... none of you guys brought the crystal meth. Well, this picnic sucks."

4. Apparently, there are three genders. Male, female, and Daddy-Didn't-Pay-Enough-Attention-to-Me.

5. "Terry... Chris... I thought we all agreed on no hats."

16 comments:

metalgarth said...

If that's what we're up against in Civil War II, I say BRING IT ON!!!!!!

metalgarth said...

Ang Lee.... why must you shit all over 'Animaniacs'!!!!!!!

Kent Brockman said...

I for one, welcome our new LGBTQWERTY overlords.....

metalgarth said...

One things for sure.... ain't nobody gonna want any of THEIR tuna tacos.

I *am* a robot! said...

Where are they now...'the eighties one-hit-wonders.'

George C. Papoon said...

ORA: "...they cannot help but believe our powers when they see their own dead walking around again, brought about by our advancement in such things. As soon as you have enough of the dead recruits, march them on the capitals of the Earth..."

Georce C. Papoon said...

Someone tell them one never wears white Adi das after labor day, but that a blue down vest would be the perfect accessory.

George C. Papoon said...

Pork pie hat, plastic sunglasses, and white socks with black leggings - Twiggy really has let herself go.

Dr. Doom said...

The Millennial Super Friends League was not your father's set of superheroes and trust me you do not want to know about their super powers...

Mr Hankey said...

"Meet your 2055 National Red Rover champions" - ESPN in the future after football is taken away.

GregMan said...

Hillary's cabinet, had she won.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Red Rover? Why, that's colorist! And speciest! That's it, mister or cis-mistress, we're writing you up!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Man, the second from the right looks like his shoes are wearing shoes over their shoes.

Anonymous said...

They came to protest Trump, someone told them to "shut up" and they all ran away crying looking for their safe space.

Dr. Doom said...

Eventually all the safe spaces on the UC Berkeley campus began looking like a giant venn diagram. This space represents the intersection of liberal, genderqueer, and moonbat...

Prince of Leaves said...

Marty was not the first local teen to experience the "Sound of Thunder"-style side-effects of one of Doc Brown's prototype flux capacitors, merely the first not to be mercifully edited out of the timeline after the fact.