Wednesday, January 04, 2017

Paging Mike Hunt



1. This guy doesn't give many interviews, he's very hard to find.

2. "I'll be at the bar later with my friends Harry Beaver and Buster Hymen."

3. "When the insurance company heard my name, they said they'd get to my claim lickety split."

Best of GregMan
"For some reason Hillary Clinton keeps calling me."

Best of GregMan
"My neighbor is from Vietnam. His name is Phuc U."

Best of Sort-of-Mad Max
"Looking for Mike Litoris? He's out on the lake; you know, the little man in the boat."

Best of George C. Papoon
Welterweight Litoris at 145 was a squirt, but could take a licking even if pounded all night.

Best of Dr. Doom

If the Clinton Campaign had gone the 'Joe the Plummer' route, this guy would have been perfect...

Best of Kaptain Krude
"The really strange thing is, Hillary keeps sniffing around and making comments. Can you tell her that it's never gonna happen? Can ya, huh?"

Best of Dactyl
Champion, State fair pie eating contest, 2013-2016.



11 comments:

John Miehoff said...

Biggus Dickus is one of my best friends.

GregMan said...

"For some reason Hillary Clinton keeps calling me."

GregMan said...

"My neighbor is from Vietnam. His name is Phuc U."

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

"Looking for Mike Litoris? He's out on the lake; you know, the little man in the boat."

George C. Papoon said...

Welterweight Litoris at 145 was a squirt, but could take a licking even if pounded all night.

metalgarth said...

When the muzzies decided that female circumcision was mandatory, he REALLY became hard to find

Dr. Doom said...

If the Clinton Campaign had gone the 'Joe the Plummer' route, this guy would have been perfect...

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like Mainway Toys has found its new Toypedo spokesperson... ORA?

Kaptain Krude said...

"I don't know why everybody offers to tickle me, but I'm really... oh. OH!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"The really strange thing is, Hillary keeps sniffing around and making comments. Can you tell her that it's never gonna happen? Can ya, huh?"

Dactyl said...

Champion, State fair pie eating contest, 2013-2016.