Friday, January 06, 2017

She Seems Nice



Despite her defeat, Hillary is still getting applications for interns. This one made the callback list.

8 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Actually this is near the top of the list of qualifications for the job of Greeter at the William J. Clinton Presidential Library and Massage Emporium. Go figure...

metalgarth said...

Raise your hand if you believe that Gene Simmons only has 2 kids

George C. Papoon said...

Steadman's Medical Dictionary: Hyperglossia; marked enlargement of the tongue, usually seen among lesbians looking for Mike Litoris.

Kaptain Krude said...

That's not an official tape measure. Fortunately, I just happen to have one right here....

Anonymous said...

A cunning linguist is one who is able to translate Hillaryspeak.

Anonymous said...

Hillary Clinton's search for Huma Abedin's replacement continues.

Dactyl said...

I think I'm due for a tongue lashing...

Mr Hankey said...

Where is "America's Got Talent" when you need them?