Monday, January 30, 2017

The Penis Park Is a Real Thing



1. Dark Helmet told his family that the reunion picnic would take place "By the Giant Dick Cannon."

2. Hmm, "Dick Cannon," I think I just found my porn star name.

3. George Michael's final resting place ranked second only to Jim Morrison's as a celebrity attraction.

4. Folsom Street Park was one of San Francisco's  more "family friendly" public spaces.

5. Due to a spelling error, the landscaper did not plant "Peonies" at the park entrance.

Best of GregMan
Plans for the entrance to the Obama Presidential Library have just been released.

Best of Dr. Doom
If the NEA were in charge of Parks and Recreation...

Best of Dr. Doom
Heads rolled when Lord Vader finally saw the tribute sculpture...

7 comments:

GregMan said...

Plans for the entrance to the Obama Presidential Library have just been released.

Dr. Doom said...

If the NEA were in charge of Parks and Recreation...

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

San Francisco's border wall is pretty porous but at least it is FABULOUS...

Dr. Doom said...

Heads rolled when Lord Vader finally saw the tribute sculpture...

Kaptain Krude said...

On the other side, there's Crater Park that are made of vaginas.

Anonymous said...

At the Geek Campus: "Hey guys, I do think Darth Vader is a dick too, but this is too much"