1. "I told Kobe I was open. Next thing I knew... I was opened."
2. Being superstitious by nature, the players insisted that Bryan Cranton's "good luck spankings" would take them all the way to the championship.
3. "I wish I had opted for the car wash."
4. ORA: "Million-to-one, doc. Million-to-one."
5. "What do you men you've never felt a black man's tight solid buttocks before? Come on, girl, give it a good feel."