Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Night of the Iguana



1. Yeah, all the hood rats are wearing their lizards sidewise. And the white kids who want to emulate the hood rats, they're wearing their lizards sideways too.

2. Don't you hate it when you go to somebody's crib and they haven't disciplined their lizard, so it just jumps on you and starts humping your ear?

3. Bill Maher and his chauffeur/bodyguard stop for coffee. Yes, he is quite short in real life.

7 comments:

failed alien cameleon said...

Now, go over to the counter and tell that doughnut fluffer vthek to post some pictures that don't suck.

Anonymous said...

...and a super-size of cheezy meal worms, with a diet coke.

Anonymous said...

"Ugh, that's disgusting, get rid of it!" "I can't, I need him to drive the scooter."

Dactyl said...

...And the doctor says what can I help you with? And the lizard says well, you can get his guy off my ass!

ORA?

Dr. Doom said...

After Batman layed him off, Robin was forced to join the Mexican wrestling circuit as Iguana Boy, the Masked Avenger. Things went rapidly downhill from there...

Kaptain Krude said...

This version of Jurassic Park isn't very scary, is it?

Stryper Solids said...

"Come on Barbara," James Brolin said to his wife, "you need to lay off those pancakes. And can't we leave little Donnie Trump at home?"