Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Paper or Plastic


1. "But I don't want to play North Korean Astronaut."

2. "Mommy, I'm really beginning to think you like my brother best."

3. She thought she had figured out how to keep the little brat quiet. It worked eventually.

4. "Baby David Carradine, you take that bag off your head right this instant."

5. "If only your father had bagged it. Never too late, I guess."

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You want to pretend your a carrot, stick this produce bag over your head and you will become a vegetable.

Dr. Doom said...

Why liberalism is a self correcting problem...

metalgarth said...

"Ma'am, this is San Francisco, you'll have to do that with a reusable shopping bag. And pardon me for assuming your gender."

metalgarth said...

"Why yes I was wearing a bag on my head too when she was conceived... Why do you ask?"

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like Mainway Toys has picked up the Wal-Mart account... ORA?

Dactyl said...

Background couple thought bubble: "wow, cooking oil 50 cents, 2 liter soda 78 cents, I wonder how much for the kid-in-a-bag."

Dactyl said...

Nancy Pelosi, the early years.