Monday, February 06, 2017

These Two Guys


1. "When I die, I want to be reincarnated as Lady Gaga's jockstrap." "You're very confused, son."

2. "So, that's your advice? Stay behind the whole game then win at the end? Well, it got you elected."

3. "Grabbed her by the pu**y... Grabbed her by the pu**y... Grabbed that one by the pu**y..."

4. "Wanna swap supermodel trophy wives later?"

5. "I remember back in high school, the team used to have car washes to raise money; I used to give the best rim jobs."

Best of Sort-of-Mad Max
"Speaking of flattened and deflated balls, here's Roger Goodell!"

Best of Sort-of-Mad Max
"Sure, I think the dollar bill needs to be updated; but replacing 'E Pluribus Unum' with 'Grab Life By The Pussy!"....hmmm, I'll get back to you!"

Best of Best of
... and at that exact moment Donald won the bet about the Tijuana Donkey show.

Best of Dr. Doom
Brady: "So then I asked Goodell if he was there to check my balls."
Trump: "Nice touch..."

Best of Dactyl
WONDER TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!!!

6 comments:

Sort-of-Mad Max said...
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Sort-of-Mad Max said...

"Speaking of flattened and deflated balls, here's Roger Goodell!"

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

"Sure, I think the dollar bill needs to be updated; but replacing 'E Pluribus Unum' with 'Grab Life By The Pussy!"....hmmm, I'll get back to you!"

Anonymous said...

... and at that exact moment Donald won the bet about the Tijuana Donkey show.

Dr. Doom said...

Brady: "So then I asked Goodell if he was there to check my balls."
Trump: "Nice touch..."

Dactyl said...

WONDER TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!!!