Saturday, February 04, 2017

Trump 45 and Trump 48.



1. "Tell me a dad joke. I wanna be a meme."

2. "When we carpet bomb Berkeley, can I ride in the lead B-52?"

3. "And then I offered McCain some chocolate Ex-Lax and told him it was a Hershey bar and the old f-cker sh-t his pants."

4. "Dad, tell me again about mom's fetish for throat pouches."

5. "The Safe School Czar offered me a body massage, so I had my Secret Service detail pepper sprayed him. He's rolling on the men's room floor trying to claw his eyes out. I never laughed so hard in my life."



Best of Dr. Doom
Barron: "My English teacher gave me a B on my essay, so I bought the business where her husband and parents work with my allowance and fired them all".

Donald: "That's my boy"!


Best of Best of
Barron: "Dad, what is a rim job?"
Donald: "You will find out at your 16th birthday party, ask her for anything you want."
 
Best of Dr. Doom
"Dad, Senator Craig asked if he could borrow the car," related Barron, "He said he wants to get it washed for you to support flag football..."

Best of GregMan
"Tell me again about how you defeated a wicked old communist witch."

7 comments:

Arthur said...


3. "And then I offered McCain some chocolate Ex-Lax and told him it was a Hershey bar and the old f-cker sh-t his pants."

And then he ate it and shit himself again...

Dr. Doom said...

Barron: "My English teacher gave me a B on my essay, so I bought the business where her husband and parents work with my allowance and fired them all".
Donald: "That's my boy"!

Anonymous said...

Barron: "Dad, what is a rim job?"
Donald: "You will find out at your 16th birthday party, ask her for anything you want."

Dr. Doom said...

"Don't worry little tycoon," soothed the President, "The Safe Schools Czar can't hurt anyone any more. He has been reassigned to Man Country DC so he can routinely relive happier times with Mr. Obama. In any case he only had jurisdiction over public schools..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Dad, Senator Craig asked if he could borrow the car," related Barron, "He said he wants to get it washed for you to support flag football..."

GregMan said...

"Tell me more about how to Make America Great Again."

GregMan said...

"Tell me again about how you defeated a wicked old communist witch."