Tuesday, February 07, 2017

Two Guys and a Hog



1. "There. I told you we were shrinking."

2. "OK, Pence. Put on the "I'm the bitch who fell off" T-shirt and let's ride."

3. "Elena Kagan took your parking space again?"

4. "Yes, boy wonder, I see the Trump Signal. The Trumpmobile is still in the Trumpcave. I will drive the Tumpcycle, you will ride in the Trumpsidecar."

5. As the grass lawn tilted upward and the motorcycle loomed in enormous proportion, Mike Pence reflected, "This is really good acid."

Best of metalgarth
President Muntz and his pal Cotton Hill decide that it's high time to go give some lefties some well deserved wedgies. Then off to the Hotel Arlen to "grab some p**ssy"

Best of Dr. Doom
"Yep Mike - that is Rosie O'Donnell's ride," replied the President, "she won't be needing it at the work camp... bwaaahhaaahaaa..."

Best of Best of

...and here it is Hillary's Bitch Bike...in blue of course. All this shit keeps arriving, she really thought she was going to win.

Best of Mr Hankey
I predict your jump over the Caesars Palace fountain will win us Nevada next time

Best of Kaptain Krude
ORA: Oh look, Aretha left her hat from the inauguration.....

Best of Mr. Right
"Prince had an estate sale."

10 comments:

metalgarth said...

President Muntz and his pal Cotton Hill decide that it's high time to go give some lefties some well deserved wedgies. Then off to the Hotel Arlen to "grab some p**ssy"

Dr. Doom said...

"Yep Mike - that is Rosie O'Donnell's ride," replied the President, "she won't be needing it at the work camp... bwaaahhaaahaaa..."

Anonymous said...

...and here it is Hillary's Bitch Bike...in blue of course. All this shit keeps arriving, she really thought she was going to win.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hey, grab that pussy that was advertising for the car wash and see what he can do with this."

Mr Hankey said...

I predict your jump over the Caesars Palace fountain will win us Nevada next time

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

POTUS: "Oh that reminds me, the basement in the White House was full of pink Vespas left over from the Obama Administration."
VPOTUS: "Malia and Sasha must have enjoyed riding them."
POTUS: "Yeah, well, you could say someone enjoyed riding... one had a nameplate reading 'Barry' with a sidecar for someone named 'Reggie'.'"

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: Oh look, Aretha left her hat from the inauguration.....

Jay Guevara said...

"I wanted you to see this, but they've left. Soros rode in on this hog with Obama riding pillion. Shoulda been there."

Mr. Right said...

"Prince had an estate sale."