A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
President Muntz finally gets to live out his childhood fantasy: Having Otto's job and running down that annoying Groundskeeper Willie
"Ramming speed," shouted the Donald as he hurtled toward the liberal protesters blocking I-95...
"I told you when I am president I am going to run all the government crap down, and deliver to the people!""uuhhhh sir? The parking brake is on and the engine is off."
You get under the bus! And you get under the bus! Check under your seats -- you're all going under the bus!
President Trump gives ISIS a taste of its own medicine as he drives a semi-tractor trailer truck loaded with several tons of bacon through a "secret" meeting in al-Raqqa shouting, "Allahu Akbar this, scumbags!"
"Eat your heart out, Dean Winters."
Keep on Trumpin'
"Tryin' to outrun my big rig? Rookie mistake Pelosi."
"Run Schumer, Run!"
"If you don't like my driving then stay off the damn sidewalk!"
Dang turn signal keeps flashing alt-right.
"Don't know where we're going, but there's no sense in being late."
"Chicago, Here I come.... RAHMING SPEED!"
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
Rammer? I don't even know her.
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